Just Joking

Lauren Johnson is a 12 year old girl from Virgina and is a normal sixth-grader in all respects... aside from the fact that she sneezes about 8 or 9 times a minute. The poor girl can't even speak a full sentence without being interrupted. The sneezing fit began about two weeks ago and has only let up in her sleep. Doctors are clueless and medications aren't making any difference. Now her family doesn't know what to do next.


I have a suggestion. It may seem a tad harsh and even despicable, but it's rational. Euthanasia. That's right. I'm not saying kill her, but if she continues sneezing 12,000 times a day I would think she'd want out... bad. I know I would. It's only a matter of time before she gets whiplash from a sneeze gone wrong and develops mental disorders and inferiority complexes causing her to live in seclusion before she's through her teen years. As her mom put it; "I know she's miserable."
Gezundheit!